Thursday, September 20, 2007
Nothing much happened today.The big thing in class was my ta3 marks for higher chinese.IT SUCKS!!!i mean the WHOLE SUCKED!!Only like 5 person passed.And I got 33..........hahahah?sob...sobbb...?
I'm getting a PSP dude!Toufiq!This month you can't lie ah!You promised to sell me your PSP+GTA at $150.Very expensive already lahh!!at least to me lah....man!I want a ipod and a PSP.So i decided to help myself...
ELSTON SAM STAR CHARITY!!
Please...help those unfortunate people with depression and those lacking with happiness...small things from you make a difference!So please call me if you would like to donate for me to raise money for my PSP and ipod....PSP!!ipod!!papa's coming!.......It's a pretty long story though on why Toufiq decided to sell me his PSP.Talking about Toufiq...please don't quit to be a prefect...please...Because when you are a prefect..and your duty is at the street soccer court...you can chase away the sec 2s from 'stealing' away the court.I hate sec 2s lah.There is this fat guy who tries all the fancy tricks and the thing is, i like to see him do them.It's like a pig juggling balls and using a hula-hoop at the same time.If i'm able to get a video of it and send it to singapore's funny videos, i'm sure this video will make it bigger than Jay Chou or Flying Dolphins(fei lun hai,just don't like them.)Then this guy will be the next mr bean, from my school!!,from singapore!!from asia!!
Ohh yah...today is the first time i will say that the first 20min of mr gahzali's lesson is actually fun.He came in saying that he was dam pissed off.Then he wanted to have a competetion, joke competetion.Amazing right!!So it was him V.S class.Then he started the ball rolling with this>>
1St ROUND...Edmund V.S GahzaliThere was this drunk man.He was so drunk that he was seeing double of everything.So when he got home, took off his shirt and lied on the bed.But when he looked at the bed, there was this guy wearing all white with long beard.Then he shouted"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!!" The man replied"You are dead and i'm God,you are in heaven!"Then Steve,the drunk man said"No No,I can't die yet!I still have a lot of things to say to my wife.Please..."Then god replied"ok then,but you will have to be either recarnated as a hen or a horse"Steve replied"erm....there's a farm near my house...I choose to be a hen!"
So steve was borned as a hen.Then he suddenly got this feeling that he was going to burst.Then he asked a hen beside him,"I've got this weird feeling that i'm going to burst!"The other hen replied"Ohh...I've been through many times already...you are going to lay eggs"Then suddenly pop!Steve laid an egg and said"Ahh...that felt good!"Then pop!he laid another egg...Then suddenly the hen slap him and when he opened his eyes...he saw his wife looking very angry.Then the wife shouted"Hey!You are shitting on the bed...Get out!"Then the class"hahahaha"
Yeah its quite lame lah...but i didn't listen carefully as i was talking to Edmund, so the joke might be not so....
Then to represent the class was Edmund.He asked"erm..do you stir coffee with your left hand or right hand?"Gahzali replied"er...what is this...what the ....left hand or right hand ah...left hand!"Then Edmund said"Sir but I use the spoon."Then the class also"hahaha"But in the end...gahzali won.then it went on to>>
2ND ROUND Elston/me & Bryan V.S GahzaliBryan started"Once there was a lawyer,mathematician and an idiot.Then 3 of them died but there was only 1 spot left in heaven.So an angel said"the person who can ask me a question that i can't answer will go to heaven"So the lawyer asked first,but the angel managed to answer it,so he went to hell.Then the mathematician asked a bloody difficult math problem but the angel managed to solve it.Then it was the idiot's turn.He took a chair and a drill.He drill ten holes in the chair and farted on it.Then he asked which hole he farted in.The angel pointed to the hole in the centre.Then the idiot said"WRONG!It's my asshole!'Then the class also went"hahahaha"
Then it was me!And it went like this...
Once there was 3 men who went to a sauna.So they was naked lah.It was a Singaporean,an American and a Japanese.Then suddenly"Beep!beep!"the Singaporean asked what was that.The American put his palm against his ear and said "high technology....hand phone".so the Singaporean was jealous and sat down quietly.Then suddenly"Ring Ring!"The Singaporean asked what that was.The Japanese clutch his fist and put it against his ear and said"high technology...pager"So the Singaporean was very envious.So he went to 'pang sai'.When he was cleaning his butt, a piece of toilet paper was stuck in his butt.Then when he returned to the sauna, the Japanese and the American asked what that was?Then the Singaporean replied"high technology....fax machine"Then the class again went"hahahah"
Then gahzali's turn and he started......
A lady went shopping, and in her basket was a packet a grapes,5 apples and shampoo.Then a man went up to her and said "you are not married"Then the lady was surprised and asked how the man knew it from looking at her shopping basket.He said"because you are ugly"But this time,everybody turn and look at each other.They didn't get the joke.So Gahzali like redraw and asked the class me and Bryan who was better.So in the end i won!!
It was like a cheap win lah...to me lah.Then after school when talking to azrin and toufiq,azrin cracked a dam racist joke.this is it....
Whats an American swordsmen called.....knight
Whats a Japanese swordsmen called.....samurai
Whats an Indian swordsmen called.....grass cutter
I laughed at it like for 5 mins.Now when I'm typing this,I'm actually laughing.ITS SO BADD!!!but i like it....haha
today it seems that Elston has 1 hand out of his grave.Good thing?HOW WOULD I KNOW!!
5:16 AM;
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Verdict from the king : I'm sorry for not posting a new post for 12 days.I
faced some weird difficulties.When I signed into my
blog, it showed "loading" for 1hour+ but nothing
happened.So I can only sign into it at school's lab
and my mum's office.
My sincere apologies
Moving back to school... ...
I am very sad that I had to sacrifice my squash training to study.Well i had to.....my parents was the reason.I also wanted to show my class that I was not 'stupid'.Everyone in class is biased, they make friends/nominate you as class-committee based on your exam results.If you are smart, everyone look up to you,if you are stupid like me,then you will be in the loser pool.I needed to show them that i was capable of it,if not i will always be regarded as a rotten apple.It does not feel good attaining the bottom ranks.But what can i do, it's karma that I become stupid and dumb.
Today was like the best com-science lesson ever.The usual mr soo's lesson is so fast.I'm always like the last person to understand something.Com-science is fun, but the thing is that I'm just too stupid to absorb anything quickly enough.
Me and my life SUCKS!!!I suck at geo,physics,chem,eng,lit,history and hmt, and i'm just okay okay with bio and math.People think that I am a playboy/Casanova.
Hate:
And there is a bloodsucking and irritating mosquito in my school.He keeps on staring at me like a bloody gay, always move beside me whether walking the stairs on walking to ANYWHERE. And always purposely walk past me using his shoulder knocking my shoulder.He talks with a high pitched and unclear voice and has no backbone.In class always lay on the table, walk up the stairs with half his body lying against the wall.If you know who you are I'M SORRY!Its hard for me bottling my feelings inside you know.By the way this website is differentemotion.blogspot.com not yahoo or Google, so it was your own will to visit my blog.It's not that i hate you, but i just don't like the way you look at me and stuff.I know you will "attack" me back, but I don't care.I'm already a worthless bastard.It doesn't hurt me if you do anything.I've been thru shame, pain, agony and every other feeling beside happiness.So it's nothing to me.
Sorry:
I'm sorry toufiq for all those that I've done.It's been a hell of a time with you.I never felt so close with you.Those days were the most amazing days I have ever had so far since I came to SJI.I think you are like my boyfriend already.But I'm not gay.And Rachakan......I know I'm in the wrong.It was wrong for me to do that to my best friend.The days we had were fun.You were like my brother.We went out often, buy shirt, but bags, makan and many more.Those days were unforgettable and it was really happy times with my 'brother'.I know that it's a little hard for you to forgive me, but I just want to tell you that I'm sorry.If you really want a guarantee, I will forget about her and erase everything about her.But I need to tell you that the reason I texted her was not what you thought.You told me that you had a quarrel.....i merely wanted to help and put a strong and lasting tape around you two.I know that it's hard to accept it but it's the truth.
The painting of people's life is vibrant and colourful.
While mine is all tears and blood....
Just when will my life start to brighten up or will it just continue on like this.How i wish i could just restart my whole life.
ARGHHH!!!!!!!!
ELSTON SAM ZHEN SHEN IS DEAD
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8:38 PM;
Friday, September 7, 2007
It's my first posting so I am trying to get used to it as well as my life.
My final year exam is on the 26th of sept, so i had to start revising.Let's see how many LITTLE subjects i had to revise.(beginning with my favourite)My good class also gave the teachers nicknames.SORRY TEACHERS!!!no offence
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Maths, (but not the teacher) a.k.a devil from mars & casanova
Biology, (best teacher) tooooo...... good to have one
English, (teacher only talk cock) a.k.a talk cock,sing song,watch porn
Literature, (same english and literature teacher)
History, (teacher and subject equally boring) B.O.R.I.N.G??
Chemistry , (better than bio teacher) a.k.a mrs perfect
Higher Chinese, (boring, boring and boring) a.k.a old hag(given by herself)
Geography, (darn boring) a.k.a Mario
Physics (most boring) a.k.a mr small & 'cute' scout
Results have proven that mr elston sam zhen shen is an idiot an is a slacker and nothing interest him accept ¬SQUASH¬
SERIOUSLY!!i studied from 11.35 to 4.55pm today doing my homework as well as revising.
Finished : 2 bloddy hard maths homework and chem paper
still have : physics paper and MANY MANY chinese work
So i have 3 more weeks to digest all the subjects.IMPOSSIBLE!£!%!!
I also traded my box of cards i used to play in 2005 for a mp4 with my brother.And btw the mp4 worth only $49.99 and i spend maybe a few hundred on my cards.Primary school no squash so time and money and effort went into cards.I can remember the days when i lied to my mother saying that i went to my friend house to do homework where instead i went out to buy cards and vs some pro freaks and always got TRASHED.There was once i spend about $20 to buy a foil card.It used to be very precious but now...a waste of $$.
I hope I will be determined enough to sit in front of my books and study for at least 2hrs daily.And sit in front of my x-box, computer, mp5 for not more than half an hour.And i wish a 'fairy',a friend good enough to help me revise my work.
Ohh FCUK!!next week onwards till my final year exams only have squash once a week.It used to be 3times a week, now 1 time a week.To think that i actually wished that i had squash trainings 7times a week.Sobb...Sob...
Ok enough for today.Will be back on....dunno?
6:36 PM;