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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Nothing much happened today.The big thing in class was my ta3 marks for higher chinese.IT SUCKS!!!i mean the WHOLE SUCKED!!Only like 5 person passed.And I got 33..........hahahah?sob...sobbb...?

I'm getting a PSP dude!Toufiq!This month you can't lie ah!You promised to sell me your PSP+GTA at $150.Very expensive already lahh!!at least to me lah....man!I want a ipod and a PSP.So i decided to help myself...

ELSTON SAM STAR CHARITY!!
Please...help those unfortunate people with depression and those lacking with happiness...small things from you make a difference!So please call me if you would like to donate for me to raise money for my PSP and ipod....PSP!!ipod!!papa's coming!.......It's a pretty long story though on why Toufiq decided to sell me his PSP.Talking about Toufiq...please don't quit to be a prefect...please...Because when you are a prefect..and your duty is at the street soccer court...you can chase away the sec 2s from 'stealing' away the court.I hate sec 2s lah.There is this fat guy who tries all the fancy tricks and the thing is, i like to see him do them.It's like a pig juggling balls and using a hula-hoop at the same time.If i'm able to get a video of it and send it to singapore's funny videos, i'm sure this video will make it bigger than Jay Chou or Flying Dolphins(fei lun hai,just don't like them.)Then this guy will be the next mr bean, from my school!!,from singapore!!from asia!!

Ohh yah...today is the first time i will say that the first 20min of mr gahzali's lesson is actually fun.He came in saying that he was dam pissed off.Then he wanted to have a competetion, joke competetion.Amazing right!!So it was him V.S class.Then he started the ball rolling with this>>
1St ROUND...Edmund V.S Gahzali
There was this drunk man.He was so drunk that he was seeing double of everything.So when he got home, took off his shirt and lied on the bed.But when he looked at the bed, there was this guy wearing all white with long beard.Then he shouted"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!!" The man replied"You are dead and i'm God,you are in heaven!"Then Steve,the drunk man said"No No,I can't die yet!I still have a lot of things to say to my wife.Please..."Then god replied"ok then,but you will have to be either recarnated as a hen or a horse"Steve replied"erm....there's a farm near my house...I choose to be a hen!"
So steve was borned as a hen.Then he suddenly got this feeling that he was going to burst.Then he asked a hen beside him,"I've got this weird feeling that i'm going to burst!"The other hen replied"Ohh...I've been through many times already...you are going to lay eggs"Then suddenly pop!Steve laid an egg and said"Ahh...that felt good!"Then pop!he laid another egg...Then suddenly the hen slap him and when he opened his eyes...he saw his wife looking very angry.Then the wife shouted"Hey!You are shitting on the bed...Get out!"Then the class"hahahaha"

Yeah its quite lame lah...but i didn't listen carefully as i was talking to Edmund, so the joke might be not so....

Then to represent the class was Edmund.He asked"erm..do you stir coffee with your left hand or right hand?"Gahzali replied"er...what is this...what the ....left hand or right hand ah...left hand!"Then Edmund said"Sir but I use the spoon."Then the class also"hahaha"But in the end...gahzali won.then it went on to>>
2ND ROUND Elston/me & Bryan V.S Gahzali
Bryan started"Once there was a lawyer,mathematician and an idiot.Then 3 of them died but there was only 1 spot left in heaven.So an angel said"the person who can ask me a question that i can't answer will go to heaven"So the lawyer asked first,but the angel managed to answer it,so he went to hell.Then the mathematician asked a bloody difficult math problem but the angel managed to solve it.Then it was the idiot's turn.He took a chair and a drill.He drill ten holes in the chair and farted on it.Then he asked which hole he farted in.The angel pointed to the hole in the centre.Then the idiot said"WRONG!It's my asshole!'Then the class also went"hahahaha"
Then it was me!And it went like this...

Once there was 3 men who went to a sauna.So they was naked lah.It was a Singaporean,an American and a Japanese.Then suddenly"Beep!beep!"the Singaporean asked what was that.The American put his palm against his ear and said "high technology....hand phone".so the Singaporean was jealous and sat down quietly.Then suddenly"Ring Ring!"The Singaporean asked what that was.The Japanese clutch his fist and put it against his ear and said"high technology...pager"So the Singaporean was very envious.So he went to 'pang sai'.When he was cleaning his butt, a piece of toilet paper was stuck in his butt.Then when he returned to the sauna, the Japanese and the American asked what that was?Then the Singaporean replied"high technology....fax machine"Then the class again went"hahahah"
Then gahzali's turn and he started......
A lady went shopping, and in her basket was a packet a grapes,5 apples and shampoo.Then a man went up to her and said "you are not married"Then the lady was surprised and asked how the man knew it from looking at her shopping basket.He said"because you are ugly"But this time,everybody turn and look at each other.They didn't get the joke.So Gahzali like redraw and asked the class me and Bryan who was better.So in the end i won!!

It was like a cheap win lah...to me lah.Then after school when talking to azrin and toufiq,azrin cracked a dam racist joke.this is it....
Whats an American swordsmen called.....knight
Whats a Japanese swordsmen called.....samurai
Whats an Indian swordsmen called.....grass cutter
I laughed at it like for 5 mins.Now when I'm typing this,I'm actually laughing.ITS SO BADD!!!but i like it....haha

today it seems that Elston has 1 hand out of his grave.Good thing?HOW WOULD I KNOW!!

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